nah, you just need to know all the little tricks you can do with the sword, where to have which sword orientation (like in certain places, you cant advace if you entered the space with the sword pointing backwards)
10/10 almost had a mental breakdown and had to cut 25 minutes of footage out due to genuine rage. But oh my god does it feel good to complete this. Overall, a very well made, enjoyable, rage inducing experience!
well get off of your current device Timmy and then MAYBE you will not have to worry about angry people that will accept the fact that someone has a different opinion, that someone is just disliking, or a robot came and ruined the page.
hey densch, i didnt see you replied to this, so i replied to your newer comment, great to see you from a graveyard for dreams, i actually beat this time, but i already told you that, here is the link !
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This is extremely well put together in terms of the level design and physics and whatnot, but it's the humour that really makes it.
get it, c'uas seggs
luagh
DID THE DRAGON CLIMAX!!!!???
y e s
well that squares away alot
very fun game!
update:
this i the game that made me say the c word, fuck you, i've never been this angry in my life.
nice English, chief
That was awesome game and I liked the sex joke, thank you very much) Here is my Russian lets`play)
Это было очень ГЛУБОКО! Давно не видел, чтобы в пиксельках был так нужен скилл)
AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
some of you guys really have insane time, my current best is a mere 8:51.
if I could get msot of the stuff done on the first try, I might be ablento shave of another minute or two.
but a time of 4:16 or less?
must be a very optimized run then! :O
oh hello densch ! my PB is 3:01 right now, its a really good game for speedrunning :)
sick man! :O
ahhhhh i keep geting stuck
Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin simulator... cant past trough...
just go around? XD
or go in there with your sword pointing forward ;-)
I tryed... i cant reach other way...
it takes alot of effort but its possible
Mehhh... i give up
too bad, then you'll miss the epic ending scene too :-/
try resting your sword on that slightly raised up portion then rotate it to the right to get up there
wiggles make you look smart tho
there is probably a way above with that length BUT you must do the wiggle - DS Master
Nice game! I enjoyed it a lot!
cant wait to try for 5 minutes i was so close
dope game
I hate this thank you
TIHIr
phewwww after 42 minutes straight I beat it. Really amazing game!
I finally did it after a batshit ton of times
AVERAGE SESSION A FEW MINUTES?! TO HELL WITH THAT
gotta gid gud! :-)
nah, you just need to know all the little tricks you can do with the sword, where to have which sword orientation (like in certain places, you cant advace if you entered the space with the sword pointing backwards)
29:1! LET'S GO!
Great game. Almost gave up on the last challenge, but I pushed through it.
loved it!
loved all of the funny innuendos and great art and the mechanics are really good
plus can relate to having a big sword lol
Really nice game! :-)
for certain parts it's smart to keep one mouse button pressed while tapping the other one repeatedly, so you wiggle forward inch per inch :-)
I gave up ..
Same
IT WAS A NICE GAME FINALY BEAT IT AFTER GETTING FLAMED BY mrDuckiethe3d Sandertje_040_ Robin. THNX GUYS FOR THE SUPPORT :) made by lord FistBtrouble
I just don't understand how to beat the longest sword in the game.
lots of sword wobbling and wipping back and forth :-)
thanks,i guess
You're welcome, Giorno Giovanna! :-)
lol you watch jojo?
Who doesn't watch Jojo? :O
wiggles? O R T H E Y C A N ' T
I played this thing for over 50 mins. and can't beat it(this game made me nearly break my laptop 2 times).
best I got was 6:02
dang its fun
how do you beat length 2 im stuck on length 2 does any one know how? huh?
well c'mon honestly length 2 is easy i'm stuck on length 5
listen here, im fairly new to the game, oh yeah, i also am stuck on length 2 because im a 7 yrae old
B
RO TIMMYwiggle......
QUIT GIVING OUT YOUR AGE, LOCATION, AND OTHER PERSONAL INFORMATION.>:a
... s t o p, y o u a r e r u i n i n g m y d a y
thatisexactlywhatpurposeisok i passed length 2 but now i have a new problem to solve, Trying to pass length 3.
im stuck on length 5 now.
ok so. hook on the thing n wiggle while holdin a
pff, length 5 is easy XD
Can you send me a video of you beating it then?
of course, here is a video of me completing the whole game in 3 minutes
nice
stop disliking my replys, :(
well get off of your current device Timmy and then
MAYBEyou will not have to worry about angry people that will accept the fact that someone has a different opinion, that someone is just disliking, or a robot came and ruined the page.b r u h, first of all, my name is not timmy, second of all, i wasnt even on my device when you posted this.
well don't be crying when I do not mean that you are even on it, I mean that I know you are garbage at the game.
also, seems you are too Timmy to know what a Timmy is
hehe
i alreadz regret making this post, just ignore this post for once, i can-t even care to readz anz of this scummy stuff anymore
great game, 3:11 is my PB, gonna go for wr
okay, that time is really insane. like I would need that time to get past certain anoying parts in length 5 alone! :O
hey densch, i didnt see you replied to this, so i replied to your newer comment, great to see you from a graveyard for dreams, i actually beat this time, but i already told you that, here is the link !
oh, well, hi :-)
I am sooner or later everywhere where a good game can be found! :-)
have you played "stick it to the man" too?
I'm vibing to the end song right here :-)
nope, i play one game at a time until i get really good at it, right now im on deepest sword :)
well, I almost never really care about getting good or getting wr on some speedrunning challenge.
I'll replay the game once or multiple times if it was really good.
but I don't really "train" or anything.
I mean, I literally play most games while on the phone or doing other stuff :-D
nope, i play one game at a time until i get really good at it, right now im on deepest sword :)
just watched your video, no way in hell am I gonna compete with that! :-D
like double side wiggle already ain't something I will do any time soon.
you sure know how to wiggle with that sort.
am already sucking at keeping it in the air nonstop :-D
ahah, yeah, well i still have to compete with the WR holder, so i gotta get better :o
What even is the current wr?
Is there a leaderboard somewhere?
i might try recording next time
Hard but fun
Fastest time: 16:45
I didn't record my run so im gonna try to record soon
my best run is 5 minutes 10 seconds and 655 miliseconds
34:21
28:03, tyvm, splendid
First playthrough: 37:54
other playthroughs: nope too hard
Played again 2 years later and go 26:43. Good first try improvement! :)
i did it
pretty good game
Best time: 7:08 :(
i hate this game
i got stuck in the blue gray area
or the third area
press r to reset