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Loved it!

12 out of 12 inches, will go deep again.

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just use the timing, do not rush it ya know? but yah my first time playing i couldn't pass it either

yes and wiggle by using both sides of the mouse

second try, personal best

so i just started the game and got stuck cus my sword clipped into the ground

your luck = yes%

my best time. enjoyed but feel a bit dirty

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7 minutes in, and I quit.

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Getting Over It With Swordett Sworddy

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yes

seizure H A R D E R - beepbop

4:43

update, 4:22

Thats fast

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Maybe work on the physics. It's very annoying to try and navigate the level.

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The sword controls YOU, not the other way around like it should be.

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Thats the point lol

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It took me 48:45 xD xD xD

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I wish there was a way to win without killing the dragon...

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Yep, I was so lookin for any kind of secret path leading outward but nothing that can be reached with your sword :-(

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This is extremely well put together in terms of the level design and physics and whatnot, but it's the humour that really makes it.

get it, c'uas seggs



luagh

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DID THE DRAGON CLIMAX!!!!???

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y e s

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well that squares away alot

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very fun game!

update:

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this i the game that made me say the c word, fuck you, i've never been this angry in my life.

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nice English, chief

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That was awesome game and I liked the sex joke, thank you very much) Here is my Russian lets`play) 

Это было очень ГЛУБОКО! Давно не видел, чтобы в пиксельках был так нужен скилл)

AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

some of you guys really have insane time, my current best is a mere 8:51.

if I could get msot of the stuff done on the first try, I might be ablento shave of another minute or two.

but a time of 4:16 or less?
must be a very optimized run then! :O

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oh hello densch ! my PB is 3:01 right now, its a really good game for speedrunning :)

sick man! :O

ahhhhh i keep geting stuck

Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin simulator... cant past trough...

just go around? XD

or go in there with your sword pointing forward ;-)

I tryed... i cant reach other way...

it takes alot of effort but its possible

Mehhh... i give up

too bad, then you'll miss the epic ending scene too :-/

try resting your sword on that slightly raised up portion then rotate it to the right to get up there

wiggles make you look smart tho

there is probably a way above with that length BUT you must do the wiggle - DS Master

Nice game! I enjoyed it a lot!

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cant wait to try for 5 minutes i was so close

dope game

I hate this thank you

TIHIr

phewwww after 42 minutes straight I beat it. Really amazing game!

I finally did it after a batshit ton of times

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AVERAGE SESSION A FEW MINUTES?! TO HELL WITH THAT

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gotta gid gud! :-)

nah, you just need to know all the little tricks you can do with the sword, where to have which sword orientation (like in certain places, you cant advace if you entered the space with the sword pointing backwards)

my second try

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10/10 almost had a mental breakdown and had to cut 25 minutes of footage out due to genuine rage. But oh my god does it feel good to complete this. Overall, a very well made, enjoyable, rage inducing experience!
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29:1! LET'S GO!

Great game. Almost gave up on the last challenge, but I pushed through it.

loved it!
loved all of the funny innuendos and great art and the mechanics are really good

plus can relate to having a big sword lol

Really nice game! :-)

for certain parts it's smart to keep one mouse button pressed while tapping the other one repeatedly, so you wiggle forward inch per inch :-)

I gave up ..

Same

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IT WAS A NICE GAME FINALY BEAT IT AFTER GETTING FLAMED BY mrDuckiethe3d Sandertje_040_ Robin. THNX GUYS FOR THE SUPPORT :) made by lord FistBtrouble

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I just don't understand how to beat the longest sword in the game.

lots of sword wobbling and wipping back and forth :-)

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thanks,i guess

You're welcome, Giorno Giovanna! :-)

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lol you watch jojo?

Who doesn't watch Jojo? :O

wiggles? O R   T H E Y   C A N ' T

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I played this thing for over 50 mins. and can't beat it(this game made me nearly break my laptop 2 times).

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best I got was 6:02

dang its fun

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how do you beat length 2 im stuck on length 2 does any one know how? huh?

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well c'mon honestly  length 2 is easy i'm stuck on length 5

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listen here, im fairly new to the game, oh yeah, i also am stuck on length 2 because im a 7 yrae old

BRO TIMMY wiggle...

...QUIT GIVING OUT YOUR AGE, LOCATION, AND OTHER PERSONAL INFORMATION.

>:a

... s t o p, y o u a r e r u i n i n g m y d a y

that is exactly what purpose is

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ok i passed length 2 but now i have a new problem to solve, Trying to pass length 3.

im stuck on length 5 now.

ok so. hook on the thing n wiggle while holdin a

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pff, length 5 is easy XD

Can you send me a video of you beating it then?

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of course, here is a video of me completing the whole game in 3 minutes 

nice

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stop disliking my replys, :(

well get off of your current device Timmy and then MAYBE you will not have to worry about angry people that will accept the fact that someone has a different opinion, that someone is just disliking, or a robot came and ruined the page.

b r u h, first of all, my name is not timmy, second of all, i wasnt even on my device when you posted this.

well don't be crying when I do not mean that you are even on it, I mean that I know you are garbage at the game.

also, seems you are too Timmy to know what a Timmy is

hehe

i alreadz regret making this post, just ignore this post for once, i can-t even care to readz anz of this scummy stuff anymore

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great game, 3:11 is my PB, gonna go for wr

okay, that time is really insane. like I would need that time to get past certain anoying parts in length 5 alone! :O

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hey densch, i didnt see you replied to this, so i replied to your newer comment, great to see you from a graveyard for dreams, i actually beat this time, but i already told you that, here is the link ! 

oh, well, hi :-)

I am sooner or later everywhere where a good game can be found! :-)

have you played "stick it to the man" too?

I'm vibing to the end song right here :-)

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nope, i play one game at a time until i get really good at it, right now im on deepest sword :)

well, I almost never really care about getting good or getting wr on some speedrunning challenge.

I'll replay the game once or multiple times if it was really good.
but I don't really "train" or anything.

I mean, I literally play most games while on the phone or doing other stuff :-D

nope, i play one game at a time until i get really good at it, right now im on deepest sword :)

just watched your video, no way in hell am I gonna compete with that! :-D

like double side wiggle already ain't something I will do any time soon.

you sure know how to wiggle with that sort.

am already sucking at keeping it in the air nonstop :-D

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ahah, yeah, well i still have to compete with the WR holder, so  i gotta get better :o

What even is the current wr?
Is there a leaderboard somewhere?

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