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Tried it for the first time, times:

1. 38:00
2. 15:22
3. 9:41

Not gonna try again but it's fine. Love the design

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joguei zerei e espero nunca mais joga

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good game bro, was fun

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yes the world would indeed be a better place without this abomination 

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abysmal. stupidly difficult to the point where if you are a SINGLE pixel off you fail. the developer sbould quit game design permanently and instead join the field of customer service, as they clearly excel at and enjoy pissing people off. 

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Maybe you just suck at platformers cause most of them are like this 

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i have beaten Celeste many times and have run through Spelunky more times than I can count.  Not all platformers are like this, this one is just absolute garbage. 

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it's supposed to be hard lol 

What are you doing then because this is way easier than celeste

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Legit skill issue lol, took me 30 min. Was fun. They're supposed to be like that

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Bro, it ain't that hard

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how did u manage to pull your hate of basic ppl who jst try to get by into an itch.io game of all places? thats lowk embarrassing

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Did u just arrive from a COD lobby

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Great little game with plenty of double entendres to go around. Who knew you could get so much longer in 10 minutes or less?

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this is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. THIS IS FIRE THAT HAS BEEN LIT. THIS IS BETTER THAN CHICKEN JOCKEY. THIS IS BETTER THAN MOBIUS. I FRICKIN LOVE IT

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i belieeved in quagmire and it worked outtttttt <#

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Damn, i penetrated deep inside her and took out her pussy, lasted really long in her little cave at her lair

this game is making me feel a bit weird

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bro wha

Play the game and youll get what i mean

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ah yes destroy her and get her pussy(CAT).

:)

How do u know it's a her

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This took to long

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new PB, 6:16.917

new PB, 8:13.938

new record, 13:48.629

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FINALLY

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haha noob

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my best time is 4:46. is it good?

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Hello, my name is Gabriel and I'm a game translator. I'd like to translate your game into Brazilian Portuguese on a voluntary basis!

never! nehehehehehehe me da owner muah muah muah

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I think you'd have to contact them on social media (twitter @squad_cosmic) for this. Good luck!

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28:18, my God, others took hours and I with just 28 minutes was already suffering ... I can't imagine others ...

Boring at first, but once you learn how to play, it’s addictive!!

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Interesting game. My sword gets longer and longer.

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best time 5 mins

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Frustrating rage-bait getting over it-like game. Reminded me of why I hate these kinds of games. 

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skill issue

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It's fine, some people don't have as much real-life experience as others.

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deep sword

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This is so funny :D

awesome

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4:53 let go

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2:47 new record

5:32, Imma try to improve

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nearly put the game down 10 times. glad i stuck with i

Great game, take me a lot of time but very enjoy it

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47:16. I want to end myself

join the club, buddy

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The amount of times i've cried... I LOVE THIS GAME

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Annoying

7:00 minutes on the dot!

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i would love to see mechanics like this used in a game where you have to kill enemies. could be a new kind of foddian game with waves or something and the difficulty would be from the difficult controls on the sword. 

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In my opinion there should be a more gradual increase in difficulty. It can be frustrating until you get the hang of the mechanics

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this too is yuri

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Holy Helll that's increadibly frustrating to complete using only W, D, and left and right arrow

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22:17 Fun. For my second run bcuz I don't think I even completed the game on my first. -_-;

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